millionfish:

I’m the biggest loser ever but they make me so happy. If it was sunny out they’d be jamming.

(Source: teliiii)

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

bonaventure-:

“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” 
“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now” “why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

bonaventure-:

“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” 

“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”

“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now” 

“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”

“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

koanaauao:

me the other day

(Source: healthfreaksunite)

(Source: wtfaiw)

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auratoon:

joyceinthesky:

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe Mario World remix

….YES.

pokemon-and-bitches:

dragona1r:

Electric Gym Leaders:
Lt. Surge, Wattson, Volkner & Elesa

Pretty much my favorite gym leaders.  

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